during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today
2 hours ago on September 1st | J | 141,286 notes
dapperpuppet:

must-be-thursday:

mrpondismypatronus:

memewhore:

What could go wrong?



WINCHESTER STARTER KIT

I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS

dapperpuppet:

must-be-thursday:

mrpondismypatronus:

memewhore:

What could go wrong?

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WINCHESTER STARTER KIT

I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS

4 hours ago on September 1st | J | 120,389 notes

jeankd:

beautifullyburnedxo:

sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not

This needs more notes.

All of it, but mostly the bolded

4 hours ago on September 1st | J | 266,090 notes

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

4 hours ago on September 1st | J | 275,782 notes

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

4 hours ago on September 1st | J | 51,776 notes
fuckyeahkagamine-twins:

MY ANACONDA DON’T

fuckyeahkagamine-twins:

MY ANACONDA DON’T

4 hours ago on September 1st | J | 5,950 notes

well sweet mother Theresa on a mercedes benz

4 hours ago on September 1st | J | 4 notes

rydenarmani:

i can’t fucking stand jennifer lawrence but for the love of god don’t reblog her fucking leaked nudes they obviously weren’t meant to be put out there spreading them around makes you just as bad as whoever leaked them & i will unfollow you im not kidding i don’t care how close we are.

5 hours ago on August 31st | J | 5,894 notes

quantumfemme:

schrodingerstriceratops:

what if all mermaids & sirens are lesbians who are singing to attract ladies so when they get men instead they just toss them aside & accidentally drown them in frustration??

I can confirm this is 100% true

5 hours ago on August 31st | J | 18,164 notes

#reasons makoto tachibana is the perfect man

5 hours ago on August 31st | J | 9,555 notes