left-reminders:

Short-term goal

Long-term goal

Anonymous

fifiibibii:

turtle-named-sheldon:

literalgerm:

fifiibibii:

austimpowers:

call your dick rotisserie chicken the way i eat the skin first

maybe tumblr isnt for me

im crying lmao

growth

at 100k ill fuck a rotisserie chicken

eskay31:

y'all think anthy and utena shit like this

radiofreederry:

This was because I told Dutch people to wear their helmets when riding a bicycle

imgayforfanart

apas-95:

jonnywaistcoat:

Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that’s not a decision I can make for you.

thefuturewithoutus:

reve-nant:

woolandflax:

woolandflax:

Let’s make a floor plan for a house! How much space should we dedicate to each room? Vote to make a room larger.

Master bedroom

2nd bedroom

Guest bedroom

Bathroom 1

Bathroom 2

Kitchen

Dining room

Living room

Laundry room

See Results

Our beautiful home

after a long day of doing laundry for the entire neighborhood, i walk into my kitchen and cook an amazing gourmet feast, which i then eat entirely while crouched in the corner set aside for dining. afterwards, i tuck my son into solitary confinement before making the long trek down the master bedroom hallway to bed, where i settle in with my wife who just finished bathing in our second bathroom’s indoor swimming pool

malibubarbiethepinkprincess:

mmm-asbestos:

girls literally looooove data they love information

Originally posted by dat4l0re

littlebigmouse:

“What if my favourite show is delayed due to writers strike?”

With respect, no one cares about your favourite tv shows.

This is about real people fighting for their real livelihoods, for their futures.

I cannot articulate sufficiently how unimportant the production of some tv show or other is.

memesandmylife:

assiraphales:

the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution

not to mention those little gay bitches !!!